Oceans existed before they were named.
Why must your gender be any different?
Be as free as the breeze, and as relentless as the sea.
Labels come later, if you wish it.
Trump says tax evasion is ‘smart’
That’s a crime. Why is he not in jail. They got al Capone for tax evasion. Why is Trump still not in handcuffs
What’s going on
thief: welcome to the thieves guild, rookie
new thief: i can't wait to learn the deep, hidden secrets of this city and find new ones of my own
thief: ahahahaha, yeah, sure
thief: okay so lesson one
thief: the self-checkout machine can't tell if you're lying about ringing up organic bananas as regular bananas
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEN 4
it’s gen 4 tenth birthday. THat means gen 4 can finally start it’s pokemon journey
ok but this is like my favorite homestuck moment because dirk has never met meenah. dirk doesn’t even know what trolls are. he’s just flying through an empty void when some girl with horns and grey skin and sickass jewelry runs up and goes to high five him and damn straight he’s gonna high five back
dirk actually should know what trolls are since his and roxys version of earth was ruled by the condesce but okay
I’m actually not sure which is funnier. That he didn’t know what a troll was– “huh what the fuck is that some kind of demon kid aw well she’s comin’ in for a sick high five”
or that he DOES know and he’s just like “son of a bitch is that fish hitler? What the fuck is she doing her? Oh bitch wait gotta high-five her, even fish hitler doesn’t deserve to be left hanging”
WATCH THIS
I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.
I… I want Taylor Lautner… to be friends with me.
