Silver Tongue

zalco:

communistbakery:

nijuukoo:

sheenaduquette:

alltimekxylx:

tsukidaisy:

neuxue:

vacuumssuck:

French person: 80
French person: lol blaze it 

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

Why 2 you keep this up?

stormtheraikou:

ghostly epicness

Source: skov-telemedia.tumblr.com

iguanamouth:
“khosatral:
“ Just Yobby the cowboy, ready to rustle up some plumbers.
……This took way to long.
”
hes here”

iguanamouth:

khosatral:

Just Yobby the cowboy, ready to rustle up some plumbers.
……This took way to long.

hes here

tyleroakley:
“myccroft:
“ if you’re not watching the debates, this is all you need to know.
”
double check that you’re registered HERE it’s so easy
”
The only office I want to see her in is the oval one

tyleroakley:

myccroft:

if you’re not watching the debates, this is all you need to know.

double check that you’re registered HERE it’s so easy

The only office I want to see her in is the oval one

femininefreak:
“ That is one upside of this debate. Women everywhere will now have a concrete, tangible example of mansplaining.
”

femininefreak:

That is one upside of this debate. Women everywhere will now have a concrete, tangible example of mansplaining. 

micdotcom:

Trump tried to pretend he never said climate change is a Chinese hoax

In 2012, Trump did, in fact, perpetuate the notion that climate change is a hoax created by the Chinese in a tweet. He has since claimed that it was “a joke,” but he has in fact stood by the substance of it.

daenerystargaryenbitch:
“ finallyclean:
“ Hillz with the receipts!!
”
AHEHRJANFJAJBD
”

daenerystargaryenbitch:

finallyclean:

Hillz with the receipts!!

AHEHRJANFJAJBD

Inhale
Anonymous

queenvictoriaroyalty:

abernatty:

this “me, an intellectual” meme is the funniest thing

You : this me, an intellectual meme is the funniest thing
Me, an intellectual: indeed, the mockery of elitist cultural norms in academia and the arts by transcription into universally recognized cultural humour releases many endorphins.