Silver Tongue

they seem like a pretty normal family. just covered in a lot of hair

If the Mew Family would have fuzz, would it stand up when they are nervous or angry?

xxtc-96xx:

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if they did, absolutely XD

pastabot:

boogie-woogie-boogie:

pastabot:

pastabot:

any girls online

Hello?

They all despawned :(

By the nine divines this can’t be happening

maliziia:

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part…. 2!!!!!!

"Bake you into a pie"? What exactly led you to that conclusion? Other than "likes pie," I guess. Did she say something like "I'm going to make you a delicious pie"? Because she probably meant that in the sense of a pie for you, not of you. This isn't a horror movie.

ren-of-rationality:

soybean-sam1894:

t3trahedron:

sinesalvatorem:

mlgspacememe:

jamtastik:

thighetician:

kinghispaniola:

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen:

howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen:

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this quiz sorts through characters from like dozens of fandoms and finds the one you’re most like. I’m not even a little bit surprised by my result

so many of you are getting jughead from riverdale are y’all okay

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breezeinmonochromenight:

praise the sun.

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