Silver Tongue

stop-ddlg-please:

Say it with me kids:
Anon is for shy people and people without blogs.
Anon is not for you to send disgusting messages and hate without any consequences.

adambloghart:

uscongress:
im about to get so tan you guys
- Icarus’s last words

This is the most beautiful Twilight I’ve ever seen

watersports tom jones

memeufacturing:

what’s new pissy cat

@gluttonace

defying-gravityfalls:

“Gee, I wonder what Alex is up to these days”
“….”
“I-I’m not even surprised anymore”

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

swarnpert:

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers
female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

These clouds are terrifying