thedenofravenpuff:

moemneop:

This flypaper might or might not be poisonous enough to harm a pony-sized changeling. I wonder if it’s like drugs or candy for them o.O

… I adore this as my new headcanon.

chiakihayasaka:

if you wouldn’t suck solid snakes dick you aren’t a patriot sorry

I would but only if his snake is solid

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

do . do y ou mean. this toad

and, this possum

because this whole thing got wildly out of hand and if thats not what you meant i dont kno w what to tell you because

PLACE YOUR BETS

its been over a year since i posted this and i gotta say its kinda fitting that the comic ive put the most effort into making visually interesting and has the most potential for lore expansion is a duel between two memes. thanks

pyrlspite:

bidoof:

this is the last year you can legally talk about homestuck once it’s 2017 you get arrested if you say any homestuck words enjoy it while you can

midnight new years eve. the ball drops. “sylladex,” i whisper. suddenly police sirens fill the night. my family looks at me in horror. but it’s too late. i’m ushered into a squad car. my cat leaves me

>sees frog
>says “this is so incredibly illegal”
>police come to arrest both the frog and me

verbalvomits:

New comic about how my brain works

vexcode:

vexcode:

i just remembered we dont know what kankri’s shoes look like

Whoever reblogged this last week i hate you it’s getting notes again

regularvoltaire:

rangeerror:

satyrheartbeat:

babygoatsandfriends:

3 days old :)

LOOOKIT THE EEEAAARS

look at that little champ. three days old and already running. fucking dumb ass people babies cant even lift their head at three days old. why cant little people babies be as cool as little goat babies.

these are the types of kids i want

serpentmythos:

poikilomatters:

Sacramento Reptile Show, part ½

Did somebody literally stick GUMMI WORMS into a display container and try to sell it?

bird-cum:

her

nbkae:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

princesskaiju:

hermicnes:

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

she’s exquisite, she’s romantic, she’s tired of this planet