Silver Tongue

How to pick up Seven

hanatsu04:
“ “Kim Yoosung is the most relatable character in MM"
me: *nods aggressively*
”

“Kim Yoosung is the most relatable character in MM"
me: *nods aggressively*

V: Zen, please keep an eye on Jumin for this mission. He may say the wrong thing to the wrong person and wind up getting punched
Zen: Sure, I'd love to see Jumin get punched
V: Try again
Zen: I will stop Jumin from getting punched
V: Correct

oscitancy-x:

Mystic messenger chatroom wallpapers.

cravings:

dad: are you learning french
me:

You Know The Drill

facts-i-just-made-up:

It’s a tool used for making holes in things. You know that.

dirkar:

I didn’t realize how much spongebob I really knew until y'all started posting captioned screenshots and I could fully reconstruct both the visual and auditory situations of each and every goddamn one. Can’t study for History of the English Language but by fuck do I remember what that one voice actor of that one fish from that one episode sounds like to the damn syllable.

roachpatrol:

paperparachute:
officialscud:
souredcandy:
i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough
he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting customs
hello fellow humans
my favorite part of this message is all of it

“these are all traits fertile adults seek to propagate.”
what the actual fuck is up with this kid?