scorntrooper:

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

x-theenigmamachine-x:

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

chefpyro:

deeceeoh:

projectsnt:

zedrin-maybe:

you cringe you lose

Let’s look at the checklist

  • high-pitched voice, so probably only like ten
  • excessive use of cursing in said high-pitched voice
  • says FNAF is better than any Nintendo game
  • “Who is Samus? I don’t care he’s a ripoff of Halo”

and the icing on the cake

  • Minecraft gameplay to go with it all
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Originally posted by the-pottydactyl

I only got 20 seconds in.

the most recent video on his channel tho

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adurot:

chefpyro:

j0hntitor:

chefpyro:

why do people not have pet raccoons

you americans have like the coolest wildlife and you’re not even making an effort to domesticate it

You’re terrified by garbage disposals but you want a pet racoon?

well i mean if you want an eco-friendly garbage disposal

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/raccoon-eats-babys-face-now-11-ear/story?id=23333206

chuchuchara:

sale-aholic:

luvnmynaturalcurls:

baronessvondengler:

whoopsrobots:

walterwyatt:

We want to talk to your manager.

WHAT IS THIS SHOW IT IS GOLD

😂😂😂

I need to catch up

I’m so happy that Constance got a critics choice nomination.

Show: Fresh Off the Boat (ABC)

eggsbenadryl:
“ raisehelia:
“  netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.
”
s/o to dewey’s stand in
”

eggsbenadryl:

raisehelia:

netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.

s/o to dewey’s stand in

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drunkenfeminista:

“i dont think gay sex is natural and i dont want homosexuals getting married!”

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honeywaspkittenbaby:

upthawolfs:

sjwpanderer:

adhdsmokescreen:

Ok but why don’t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting??

nightblogging is like “What if apples screamed when we bit them?”

Shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”

One is more coherent than the other.

i’m glad we’re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com

nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. think the kind of stuff your best friend says to you at a sleepover at 3 am after the lights have gone out and neither of you have slept in 20 hours or more– a “what if” question isn’t unsual in and of itself, but the unreal subject matter (apples screaming when you bite them) makes it funny. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

“NIGHTBLOGGING IS SURREALISM, SHITPOSTING IS DADA”

incredible