Silver Tongue
stevenm1988:
“ perifucker:
“ rodmazo:
“ animedads:
“ it’s “Dark Soul,” the famous protagonist of the hit franchise, Dark Souls! known for his famous quotes: “everything is darkest before the soul” and “every soul has its dark” ”
I want to hit your...

stevenm1988:

perifucker:

rodmazo:

animedads:

it’s “Dark Soul,” the famous protagonist of the hit franchise, Dark Souls! known for his famous quotes: “everything is darkest before the soul” and “every soul has its dark”

I want to hit your face with a brick

chill out and have a drink from the ester flask

Dark Soul is the Dark Souls of protagonists

well it’s not necessarily wrong. I mean, the protag of dark souls has a human soul which is a fraction of THE dark soul so it’s not entirely inaccurate to say that the protag of dark souls is dark soul.

gorlt:

brodays:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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The best thick cocks and young hung studs

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that’s not in the recipe
thecutespook:
“ we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
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Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up
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it’s almost like when you have the ability to take several pictures at once for no cost, you can...

thecutespook:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

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Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

it’s almost like when you have the ability to take several pictures at once for no cost, you can take a shit ton of pictures of shit as opposed to the old way of taking photos where you don’t even know if it turns out nice until after several weeks so you had to take a boring picture and hope for the best..

soufflestevens:

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”

hunkguitarz:

hunkguitarz:

ok i definitely have some bones missing??? i definitely had a jawbone and it’s not there anymore wtf????

after some confusion, to clarify: not my own bones, but animal bones i’ve found out in the wilderness

ask-scarycrows:
“ prpls-drpls:
“ 17: Draw My Ocs ”
(Me every time, seriously.)
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ask-scarycrows:

prpls-drpls:

17: Draw My Ocs

(Me every time, seriously.)

probablyfakeblonde:

probablyfakeblonde:

I wanted to do a fast animatic of @nbmercury and I’s gemsonas, Chrysopal and Champagne, bc we love them and this dialogue is literally perfect (featuring an equally confused Steven)

audio from Be Cool, Scooby Doo!

Posted to YouTube too :3c

heckifiknowcomics:
“ Jesus Christ I’m so good at drawing Skellingtons.
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heckifiknowcomics:

Jesus Christ I’m so good at drawing Skellingtons. 

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I can’t beleive it’s already halloween

jellygoodtime:

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