Silver Tongue

hypostatics:

he fucking just

sproutson:
“cold mornin’s
”

sproutson:

cold mornin’s

quartz-poker:

knownfilmhoe:

ygrittebardots:

anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks 

not once in the films 

do you think that’s a coincidence 

not on your life buddy 

anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

But he didn’t mindrape anyone.

Not like his grandson. His grandson mindrapes everybody.

let’s be honest, the jedi didn’t want balance in the force, tehy wanted to rule it. They were not much different from the sith in that regard. Anikin did fulfil his prophecy by disposing of both the jedi and the sith leaving the new order of neutral force users (luke) to pave the way

snapbacksteven:

Internal distressed lesbian dialogue.

humlors:
“ someone help alex hirsch
”

humlors:

someone help alex hirsch

joshua-wright:
“ I wish I was considered a fabulous calamity.
”

joshua-wright:


I wish I was considered a fabulous calamity.

gluttonace:

Forgot to post the pics I took of Valentina the morning I got her! Clothes on the way, hehehe.

mushmoom:

catbountry:

mllemusketeer:

fuck-yeah-classic-monsters:

fantasticfelicityfox:

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

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Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

The post got better.

How are you gonna make this post and not mention the inexplicable bee coffin 

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there is at least ONE bee vampire

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger