owlturdcomix:

We all need time to recover.

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notllorstel:

for what reason au

cause hella

jestre:

fangsartwokshop:

jestre:

voidslice:

I’ve waited 4 months to use this image.

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My theory:

It’s a video game.

Even if you don’t agree with his insane theories, you gotta admit he’s basically writing some interesting fanfiction.

Half of them are crossovers.

I think he just overthinks things sometimes and misses some of the more obscure things. Like when he claimed that mario is jump mans son and pauline was his mother but he missed that in one game, the mario we know takes pauline to an amusement park or something like that. I agree this one is BS but a few of his other ones seem pretty solid like portal companion cube prison theory or the dr light is the true villain theory

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emptyburrito:

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

*yknow what else is tiny? heh heh heh

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

your ability to save your brother from getting killed

The amount of time he knew a voice on the other side of a door before someone came and killed everyone?

serafinacastaway:

thetinywordnerd:

anowon:

chandra-nalaar:

canderemy:

cryptw0rlds:

rainbowpoogle:

southern memes:

•having literal pastures next to your school
•“there’s a half inch of snow we must close schools”
•dinky snowmen built out of said half inch of snow
•those shirts that girls wear with leggings and boots that say things like “tea drinkin’, jesus lovin’ southern girl”
•texas
•"what accent? i don’t have an accent"
•cicadas
•high school football
•people getting mugged at rivaling high school football games
•monogrammed EVERYTHING
•those small town boutiques where everything is pink and green polka dots or chevron print with letters on it
•going to smaller towns and people acting like they’ve never seen unnaturally dyed hair before
reblog with other Southern Memes

•people being nonchalant about owning horses

  • if you dont like sweet tea you can fuck yourself

waffle house

tractors on the roads
HORSES on the roads
free range chickens

billboards about hell and sinning within a mile of billboards about strippers
“bless your heart”

Critters

47 degrees is freezing but 102 is a bit warm.

froge:

the best new tumblr change is how when u pause a vine or video or mute it because you’re done watching it and you scroll down and start watching a different video the first video gets unpaused and the sounds coincide

Why was everything explosive in spongebob?

tsunderegod:
“ himatzu:
“ they both ugly whats the difference  ”
The one on the left will not stop talking about how good acid is while the one on the right judges you for not being vegan and smells exclusively of cigarette ash
”

tsunderegod:

himatzu:

they both ugly whats the difference 

The one on the left will not stop talking about how good acid is while the one on the right judges you for not being vegan and smells exclusively of cigarette ash