Even if you don’t agree with his insane theories, you gotta admit he’s basically writing some interesting fanfiction.
Half of them are crossovers.
I think he just overthinks things sometimes and misses some of the more obscure things. Like when he claimed that mario is jump mans son and pauline was his mother but he missed that in one game, the mario we know takes pauline to an amusement park or something like that. I agree this one is BS but a few of his other ones seem pretty solid like portal companion cube prison theory or the dr light is the true villain theory
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•having literal pastures next to your school
•“there’s a half inch of snow we must close schools”
•dinky snowmen built out of said half inch of snow
•those shirts that girls wear with leggings and boots that say things like “tea drinkin’, jesus lovin’ southern girl”
•texas
•"what accent? i don’t have an accent"
•cicadas
•high school football
•people getting mugged at rivaling high school football games
•monogrammed EVERYTHING
•those small town boutiques where everything is pink and green polka dots or chevron print with letters on it
•going to smaller towns and people acting like they’ve never seen unnaturally dyed hair before
reblog with other Southern Memes
•people being nonchalant about owning horses
if you dont like sweet tea you can fuck yourself
waffle house
tractors on the roads HORSES on the roads free range chickens
billboards about hell and sinning within a mile of billboards about strippers “bless your heart”
the best new tumblr change is how when u pause a vine or video or mute it because you’re done watching it and you scroll down and start watching a different video the first video gets unpaused and the sounds coincide
The one on the left will not stop talking about how good acid is while the one on the right judges you for not being vegan and smells exclusively of cigarette ash
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