therealjacksepticeye:

onlyseptiplier:

Who wore it better:p?

Dan Avidan did

orangeschmorange:

teachmetothink:

People now are like, “Your right to free speech doesn’t mean you can express an offensive opinion”
Like what the fuck does right to free speech mean, then?

elentori-art:

caffeinedeathwarrior:

elentori-art:

loveyouheichou:

1. You have no talent

2. Mr. Tentacles has all the talent

3. If you are lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on you

4. If you’re extra lucky Mr. Talent may rub his tentacles all over you

I can’t decide if I should find this inspirational or kinkshame the fuck out of it.

suturmon:

What are some good free painting programs?

fire alpacca

takashi0:

prokopetz:

rokkakudaiheights:

felweed:

this is how anime rots your brain and warps your perception of reality

It probably wouldn’t surprise you to learn that the comic in the OP is pornographic.

It may, however, surprise you to learn that there’s a live-action adaptation:

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”

chefpyro:

sometimes while i’m out in public i think about the “tag your gore/pomegranates” and i have to force myself not to laugh

Same but with the chocolate fountain bird post

sandandglass:

The Daily Show, February 8, 2016

Are you saying that you can’t talk about race issues to Middle America? Are they so delicate and unaware and maybe so white that Beyoncé is too much for them?

You know what’s right in the middle of America? Ferguson, Missouri.

- Jessica Williams 

latiatisha:

buffybarnes:

The actor made his talk show debut and told Ellen about the Welsh village where he grew up. It’s a mouthful!

gluttonace:

Wow excuse you sims that puddle is fucking ugly.