Silver Tongue

kitsundae:

newest obsession : WindowsXP vines

higgzorz:

dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida

stupidoomdoodles:
“ vegebul-love:
“ From stupidoomdoodles her twitter!
”
my twitter is like the lascaut cave of bad jokes i cant believe people actually enjoy it
”

stupidoomdoodles:

vegebul-love:

From stupidoomdoodles her twitter!

my twitter is like the lascaut cave of bad jokes i cant believe people actually enjoy it

sketchbookofapples:

dogsandcatslivingtogether:

Seeing-eye cat for blind dog

this makes me cry man

hearditbothways:

I wish post widths weren’t so narrow, they’re meant to be viewed in a row together ヽ(´□`。)ノ

Anyways; fruit cats!! Been looking at a lot of pop surrealist/lowbrow artists lately and its been quiet refreshing 

paperbaghero:

Oh no, its green PewDiePie, RUN!!!

ainaraoftime:

ainaraoftime:

one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

y’see because spain and portugal are so close, labels in stuff like food, shampoo, etc often come in portuguese as well as spanish

this brand of chips, Lay’s, displays the flavor in spanish and portuguese, resulting in ham-flavored chips looking like this:

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with “jamón” being spanish and “presunto” being portuguese

however, “presunto” is also a spanish adjective, meaning “presumed” (or suspected)

so you have this in-joke going where spanish chips taste like ham, presumably

I wanna make a flutterpony character that has no actual concept of how pony life is because she’s a fairy and stuff.

rosexknight:

“You KILLED him!!”

“But, he was a thief? He’d committed a crime. That’s what you do lot with criminals.”

“Yeah but you can’t just KILL someone!!”

“You have the lifespan of Mayflies why do you care?!”

scotchtapeofficial:
“ thefeelofavideogame:
“ a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
”
reblog if ur a striminal
”

scotchtapeofficial:

thefeelofavideogame:

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

reblog if ur a striminal

What's up with the eye patch, Lomat?
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A map. A curse. A fire.