like can you imagine being a galactic overlord with the power to wipe out entire races and planets at your fingertips and then a tiny little low-level technician in your army calls you up on your personal phone and just. calls you an arsehole to your face.
Is there this au yet?
Toriel joins frisks party and escorts them through most of the underground
Sans would be cautious and even more present.
Papyrus would find frisk and take the human to “shaven ashore” himself
Toriel would stop at New home and you would have to go on without her.
No clue what alphys and undyne would do in this au
My math teacher is so cool okay
heres a picture of him taking away my brothers bending
THIS MAN IS OUR HERO
HOLY SHIT IT GOT BETTER
like. ahhg. being 20′s just gonna be another excuse to feel shitty about dumb life-goal/accomplishment things. just another reason. like. i cant get excited because im already tired of the resulting Bullshit i’m gonna have to deal with
I blame baby boomers for giving an unrealistic expectation for what your 20s will be like because when they were 20 the economy and housing market was good and people could afford a nice house and college on a fairly decent wage but then they fucked everything up and refuse to admit it and act like it’s us millennials at fault despite everything already being fucked up by the time we come of age
imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together
Oh yeah then they might have had to name me something silly sounding like “Alasan”– WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
My name would be Randy. And honestly, I think my parents missed a perfect opportunity here.
I could have been Lesbert or Robley
I think I’m good.
Even if my mom did ironically name me something that means pure/innocent. Probably why she never called me by my given name a day in my life.fUCKING TARZANNE
THEORINE FUCK ING
Tawn or Dom
uhCoulda been Ronnie but we all know the alternative is best
BOSS
Kymmy or Tale (hmmmm)
Bianna
Dill
Micheal + Frances
so Micces or Franeal; nickname: Fike or MranMichon or Johnelle
Laurk or… Fraurie??
My parents’ names do not go well together, apparently.Delin, Colnese…
I would have been either Letty or Bucindo
Bortland or Pryan-
Brenson or Jayda
I like the name Jayda
Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase
I love eli woods because she was like other girls and still succeeded. Too many female characters are “we aren’t like other girls. we aren’t popular and don’t care for makeup but we are super smart” but all that does is make people who DO like makeup and traditionally girly things feel bad about it. Elle Woods was a great role model for people who are like other girls.
After seeing this post about Mewtwo, I became strangely excited about the idea of Mewtwo doing typical cat things.
The New York Times ran its first front page editorial in 95 years. It’s about America’s gun problem. A conservative blogger shot at it.
nothing says “responsible gun owner” like shooting at something you disagree with
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