shensurei:

fetusbrigade:

king-ace-the-turtle:

rubes-dragon:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

I love the English language.

I hate english so goddamn much holy fuck

I really hope people flog this

su-amedot:

emstylauzer:

squat-lobster:

im sorry

doNT BE SORRY I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS

Why isn’t this viral?

thespectacularspider-girl:

hobgoblinhero:

kantn:

evilrick:

only1600kids:

science side of tumblr:  pufferfish caught in a swirling vortex of bubbles caused by warm and cold water currents colliding

SOMEBODY HELP THEM LMAOO

let them suffer

Bad and naughty fish are placed in the bubble spinner to atone for their sins

Take them to the SHAME VORTEX

thatsthat24:

marvel-is-ruining-my-life:

Coca-Cola Mini (Hulk vs. Ant Man)

My favorite Super Bowl commercial so far

I just want this to be canon. Seriously, how funny would it be in a future Avengers movie, Cap is like, “Bruce, have you met Ant Man?” And Bruce is just like, “Yeah, he… sorta stole a coke from me, but we worked it out.” And then the res of the team just stares at the two of them in confused silence. 

verysiriuspotterhead:

borkyno:

oldbrooklynsoul:

oh my god the Captain America facebook has no chill HAHAHA ( x )

@cyanide-to-the-masses

thatsthat24:

mrhipp:

I’m being torn apart.

Holy shmokes.

lonelytreestump:

shasta-brah:

and-you-thought-you-knew-me:

yoooooo

Dude.

i take back every bad thing ive ever said about baseball

3-dprintedbong:

dustinteractive:

Drone wars in Tokyo

this is the dystopian cyberpunk neo tokyo we deserve.

ironicallyflirtatious:

ghostlyreader:

storkravenmad:

I hope the aliens fucking nuke us for these denim memes. And yes, it’s fucking denim, not ‘jeans.’ Jeans go on the legs and are made of denim.. Denim is the material. I swear to god I’m the most uncultured unfashionable prick in the universe and I know this shit. Gods fucking damnit tumblr get your shit together.

You need to calm your jemotions and get with the jimes

If aliens even tried to destroy us, we would just juke them.

sagesenora:

I'ma miss the hell out of him.