touchofgrey37:

This is the no homo-iest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Or it could be gay surfers

pettyartist:

Memory.

chefpyro:

And here we are. Took me about eight hours to put this together (add another two for the time it took me to resolve the audio issues).

I’m… decently happy with how it came out.

goobyruby:

tummybub:

list of cool things to call me besides cute

• celestial
• exquisite
• ethereal
• sublime
• otherworldly
• alluring
• magnificent
• charming
• fascinating
• splendid
• dazzling
• entrancing
• radiant

blitzfrau:

alrnalexia:

alrnalexia:

alrnalexia:

please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties 

it flew over the whole city

massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale 

THE FUCKING “YIKES” FACE ON THE BALLOON BEHIND IT THOUGH

pardonmewhileipanic:

weloveshortvideos:

#PronouncingThingsIncorrectly

THE LAST ONE OMG

DEREK WATCH THIS

bpd-amethyst:

thecrystaltems:

ladies reblog and tell me what’s your favorite part of a woman physically

for me it’s thighs…soft or muscular it doesn’t matter I just love ‘em

*grunting* the stomach

flutterbuns:

cmnedark:

scatterdarknessscattersilence:

relaxed-muscle:

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

jat

jlasses

jloves

and

jarf

i’m sorry this is a formal occasion you will either need a

jie

or a 

jallgown

@sd–doomsday

@benjamin-note

tem-covers-nobody-wanted:

silver-tongues-blog:

requiemforatem:

play this on ur birthday for a good tem

@tem-covers-nobody-wanted

Happy temday yo.

helo, celebration

I READ YOUR TAGS