- happy temday

requiemforatem:

play this on ur birthday for a good tem

@tem-covers-nobody-wanted

Happy temday yo.

Is that thing you ordered purely cosmetic, or can it be used? Where did you get it. Either way, awesome! (Wouldn't mind one myself, if they aren't too expensive)
Anonymous

It’s a sit to pee so it’s a little more than cosmetic but not by much.

I got it from here which for the most part specialized in silicon daks until last december.

@mastermod is the one who showed me the site.

I’ve got a surprise

the-tardis-is-mine:

i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:

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Right now deo be like
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samwisegameboy:

officialvarrictethras:

don’t trust people who can’t admit their favorite characters have flaws

waluigi did nothing wrong

Waluigi was just some guy they asked to play tennis with when they were short one person. He occasionally joins them for gokarting and board games but can’t make it to their fighting games because he has other friends and another life separate from wario and the gang.

curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

“Who gives a shit about your gentials, you have a fucking dragon.”

I want engrave the last one in gold

micdotcom:

British rock band Coldplay was booked as the halftime show’s top-biller, and they came out on a stage decked in rainbow. At first, it seemed to be a nod to the color scheme on Coldplay’s A Head Full of Dreams album cover or their recent video for “A Hymn for the Weekend.” However, the band never played that song. A few choice moments helped to put those colors in perspective.

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that