Silver Tongue
youngsamberg:
“ the duality of man
”

youngsamberg:

the duality of man

deyogee:
“ deyogee:
“ wtf is this guy’s fucking damage lmao
”
holy fuck dude
”
“you can’t be busy forever’ sounds like a threat. like, that’s the kind of thing a stalker would say when you say you can’t date them because you’re busy.

deyogee:

deyogee:

wtf is this guy’s fucking damage lmao

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holy fuck dude

“you can’t be busy forever’ sounds like a threat. like, that’s the kind of thing a stalker would say when you say you can’t date them because you’re busy.

haiku-oezu:
“ datcatwhatcameback:
“ nanopowercat:
“ awdplace:
“ I’m sure I’m not the only one…
”
SO TRUE!
”
LOATHE
”
Its even better when it happens not because of your own oversight but because your fucking Cintiq registered your wrist while you...

haiku-oezu:

datcatwhatcameback:

nanopowercat:

awdplace:

I’m sure I’m not the only one…

SO TRUE!

LOATHE

Its even better when it happens not because of your own oversight but because your fucking Cintiq registered your wrist while you were using the pen since Wacom sells a 1000+ USD piece of equipment that doesn’t work as advertised and you hit merge down without realizing until it’s too late.

shibe-ass:
“ My Dad found this and just
Shit’s looking bad for Nidoking, damn
”

shibe-ass:

My Dad found this and just

Shit’s looking bad for Nidoking, damn

woodmeat:

brokefatnigga:

run bitch

im tired of these stupid vape tricks like just go away

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:
“ official-mic-check:
“ symphonyalpha:
“ ms-paint-idol-hell:
“ Don’t ask me to draw anymore of these hoes dabbing because this exists and I don’t want to contribute to this madness
”
This has gone too far
”
Bullshit. Goofy...

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

official-mic-check:

symphonyalpha:

ms-paint-idol-hell:

Don’t ask me to draw anymore of these hoes dabbing because this exists and I don’t want to contribute to this madness

This has gone too far

Bullshit. Goofy did the dab first back in 2000.

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Eat your damn idol heart out.

dab historian discourse

luxtempestas:

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sometimes i wonder that if clefairy did become the pokemon mascot it would also become weird and skinny like pikachu

libertarian–princess:

just-shower-thoughts:

Imagine how much historical knowledge wasn’t written down because our ancestors thought: “What idiot isn’t going to know this?”

So ancient Egypt’s best friend basically was called Punt. They traded all kinds of fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver, myrrh, leopard skins, baboons for pets… and the Egyptians wrote a lot about the land, the people living there, what their houses looked like, records of trading expeditions to there (like, robust, oceangoing ships with thousands of men); they wrote down everything imaginable about this place… except for where it actually was.

We still to this day have no geographic fix on this ancient empire’s whereabouts, because what idiot wouldn’t know, right?

maskedkitsune:

Who knew Bowser was an expert on real world cities?