sometimes people dont really understand that having schizophrenia doesn’t permalock me as an angsty 13 year old evanescence fan
where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive
“there’s good in you”
“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”
I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass
Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.
If there’s ever a live action mulan, she should reprise her role because she is always going to be who I think of. Also she is the only one I can think of who is badass enough to be able to do mulan justice.
Myself, in a mirror.
Okay, not really. But if I really had to pick a moment that I can call beautiful… It would be…
Probably a dog.
I’m a person of simple tastes. Yeah, things look amazing plenty of the time, but nothing comes up as the most beautiful.
Though the scene in Stardust where a unicorn headbutted a man so hard that he turned into a goat could qualify.
Husky gorgi mix is teh most beautiful doge.

Look at the tiny feetsies
and look at their puppers





