chefhypno:

dangit i looked at the porn while checking my notifications and got turned on by my own dang posts

Reblog if you believe Asexuality is valid

phillesteronabun:

It’s sad how few notes this has

Valentine's Day, more like singles awareness day.

kyleehenke:

psh fuck that self-pitying bullshit and take urself out on the nicest fuckin date ever on the 14th bc u dont need a relationship to feel loved and validated my dude, i know i for one plan to have more fun than anybody 👌👌👌

It’s still hell for those who are ace or aro because everyone harps on you for being single even if you have no interest and then they are all “maybe you just hate it because you’re single” and we are all “we hate it because society makes us feel like shit or make is feel like there’s something somehow wrong with us because we aren’t attracted to anyone and thrust day just encourages that mindset”

mosteamybeats:
“ momfricker:
“ floating-head:
“ salahmah:
“ On Monday, the Portuguese were stunned by a terrifying cloud over the island of Madeira. The bright orange formation looked as if it was a burning clenched fist
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I look forward to Portugal:...

mosteamybeats:

momfricker:

floating-head:

salahmah:

On Monday, the Portuguese were stunned by a terrifying cloud over the island of Madeira. The bright orange formation looked as if it was a burning clenched fist

I look forward to Portugal: A Realm Reborn

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I don't know enough about you to say this with absolute certainty, but what about Jafar?

I get to hypnotize people and use magic to change my body? I’m okay with this

90skiddsolotoowild:

blasianxbri:

jahlawnknee:

black excellence at its finest !

But if a white person shot ‘em, they’d be “thugs.”

I love this | ^ truth

Belle, duh. You have to deal with people acting like they already own the stuff and also are a decent writer.

rosexknight:

Yes!! I love this! Fictionkin Belle works out pretty well for me.

But knowing you, you would somehow manage to make gold not be the dark one and you would be the ultimate dark one

kaylapocalypse:
“ayyymagician:
“ scparrisofficial:
“ eggplantruler:
“ the-witchy-academic:
“ lifeaccordingtodrew:
“ someone-stole-my-shoes:
“ magnus-the-falafel:
“ alrightanakin:
“ paramorefan061:
“ jaynmalackson:
“ henrysgeekymind:
“ OH MY...

kaylapocalypse:

ayyymagician:

scparrisofficial:

eggplantruler:

the-witchy-academic:

lifeaccordingtodrew:

someone-stole-my-shoes:

magnus-the-falafel:

alrightanakin:

paramorefan061:

jaynmalackson:

henrysgeekymind:

OH MY GOD

someone collect her ass i’m screeching

omfg 💀💀💀

I’m in cardiac arrest oh my god

this is it, this is the end for me. i am deceased, i am dead

does this mean we have to kinkshame Hufflepuff 

Hufflepuff House confirmed for best House

If Hufflepuff is group masturbation, Slytherin is BDSM

HUFFLEPUFF HOUSE CONFIRMED FOR BEST HOUSE

oh my god bdsm tho :D

No shame, bruh. We all love huffin’ and puffin’ ayyyyy

Y I K E S

Never have I been more proud to be a Hufflepuff