Silver Tongue

birdandmoon:

What critters are common in your neighborhood, but really exciting to visitors?

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weirdmageddon:

flashcotton:

@sazkus

what contour he using

dilutra:

i saw so many posts of this that i couldnt resist doing this one

arosu-sama:

Hello coldness my old friend.
Fingers on my hands feel like ice.
The air is cold too,
Cause the heating season is not there yet.
Oh the cold, why must you freeze me so?
I just want to have a good time.

I read this to the tune of simon and garfunkle

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever.
So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked.
I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark.
I make eye contact with the dude driving.
I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked.
I see his eyes widen….


With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

Also. That was how I had sex the first time.

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“ egobang666:
“ Arin is actually my spirit animal
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The Dead or Alive series provide a realistic simulation of Arin’s way with the ladies
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egobang666:

Arin is actually my spirit animal

The Dead or Alive series provide a realistic simulation of Arin’s way with the ladies