Hello coldness my old friend.
Fingers on my hands feel like ice.
The air is cold too,
Cause the heating season is not there yet.
Oh the cold, why must you freeze me so?
I just want to have a good time.
I read this to the tune of simon and garfunkle
I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever.
So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked.
I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark.
I make eye contact with the dude driving.
I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked.
I see his eyes widen….
With fear.He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.
And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.
Also. That was how I had sex the first time.
