hawketrash:
“ when the game was right ”

hawketrash:

when the game was right

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whitewolf634:

pinkphilosopher:

moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

Man, that sucks.

Wow, I kinda feel like a shitlord because I am guilty of number seven

silver-tongues-blog:
“CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY IT’S 80 DEGREES IN JANUARY
”
NOW ITS 93 MOTHERFUCKING DEGREES

silver-tongues-blog:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY IT’S 80 DEGREES IN JANUARY

NOW ITS 93 MOTHERFUCKING DEGREES

gassymexican:
“Meet up time
”
Is that the guy who took pictures of people’s buttcracks in the magic contests

gassymexican:

Meet up time

Is that the guy who took pictures of people’s buttcracks in the magic contests

intrude:

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror. 

carryonmy-assbutt:

thenarator:

boykingdom:

who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.

so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.

It always comes down to men not being able to handle periods

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY IT’S 80 DEGREES IN JANUARY

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY IT’S 80 DEGREES IN JANUARY

Fun fact about chickens my dad taught me: if you can catch them, lay them down on their side and draw a line in the dirt in front of their eye. They won't move unless the line is obstructed.

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

I dont have time to do that to at least 15 angry chickens at 2:22am

astible:

do u ever have like….. a self meme…… like a meme that is specific to u and only u get it but u joke abt it in ur head all the time…… like an inside joke but its just u