Bioware: “let’s make our protagonists siblings! That’s a nice, safe way of introducing a narrati-”
This guy: “FUCKIN SJW SCUM AND THEIR GODDAMM BROTHER SISTER SHIT FUCK YOUR POLITICAL CORRECT MULTIPLE CHILDREN IN A FAMILY FUCKIN SHITLORDS”Some Random Guy: Hey, I’d like to introduce you to my sist–
Commenter: Hiiiissssssssssssss (crawls under table, stares suspiciously)
Having a brother or sister makes you an sjw
Being able to choose a binary gender for your player character is SJW nonsense, let’s not tell the people who coded Pokemon Crystal in 1999 (and I’m sure that wasn’t the first game with that option)
quick, dont’ let him see dinocity!
“whats for dinner mom?”
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”
“eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”
i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle i have ever heard and it drove me to actual tears please go listen to it and have your whole life changed by bobbi babalooney’s hype man
please do it
So, I bought a kind of a miniature dragon for my Dragonknight, and immediately ended up sketching like 3-4 pages worth of silly doodles about their interactions. So here: the adventures of Davius and Snek.
I can’t believe I actually took time to color and shade all these. o_o Ah well, good practice to ensure that my new system works properly.
This is the cutest thing
