If in 2013 someone had told me that Steven Stone and Professor Sycamore would canonically be standing within a metre of each other, I probably would not have believed them
This is like a hard mode of “whos the protagonist”
Let’s talk about how we’re not even a month into 2016 and the year is already wild af:
B.o.B. - a rapper - for some odd reason, is convinced that the Earth is flat and not spherical, and how NASA is hiding the truth about this information. His idiotic tweets eventually managed to get the attention of Neil DeGrasse Tyson, - an astrophysicist - who swiftly corrected him and threw a little bit of shade in there for good measure. B.o.B. then released a diss track for Tyson called “Flatline.” Tyson then got his nephew to ether tf out of B.o.B for being stupid and disrespectful in a diss track called “Flat to Fact.” Tyson himself then went on The Nightly Show and flamed B.o.B’s dumbass live. B.o.B. also doesn’t believe the Holocaust actually happened, but hardly anyone paid attention to that. (x)
Wiz Khalifa went on a rant about Kanye’s album title change and how he’s biting off of Max B’s “wavy” influence, ending with “Hit this kk and become yourself.” Kanye mistook “kk” for a jab at Kim Kardashian and unleashed hell on not only Wiz, but Amber Rose and their child as well. Amber Rose took notice and decided to tell the whole world that Kanye likes to get his ass played with. In case you were wondering what Wiz meant by “kk,” it’s weed; Wiz said Kanye’s ignorant reaction to kk is proof as to why he ain’t wavy enough to change his album title to “Waves” in the first place. (x)
Blac Chyna is now dating Rob Kardashian, and is actually being very supportive of him as she helps him get his life and health back on track; However, she’ll likely be sitting right across from Kylie and Tyga at the dinner table from now on. (x)
Rihanna’s new album “Anti” got leaked a day before it was finally released; her opening song “Consideration” featured SZA, who was recently dragged because of her 5 year old tweet stating that Rihanna (and Ciara) can’t sing. (x)
R. Kelly confessed that he asked for his own mother’s hand in marriage. (x)
Susan Osbourne tweeted that she had a dream that Shaq gave her that pipe and now she’s publicly thirsting over him despite being a married woman. Shaq’s playing along with it too. (x)
Frosted Flakes mascot Tony the Tiger had to block several thirsty furries on Twitter because they were legitimately sexually harassing him; some of them got so offended, they deadass slut-shammed and victim-blamed Tony for the harassment he received, suggesting he wear more clothes if he doesn’t like the unwanted attention. Cheetos mascot Chester Cheetah then jumped in and took advantage of the situation, welcoming the heartbroken furries to his Twitter instead. Keep in mind, we’re talking about cartoon mascots here. (x)
The FBI hosted a legitimate child pornography website as bait to catch consumers, supplying them with approx. 23,000 pictures and videos of actual child porn. Despite gaining 215,000 registered users, they only managed to arrest 25 people. (x)
Donald Trump openly stated that his voters are so mindless “loyal,” he could go out outside and shoot someone down in public, and he’ll still have enough supporters to win the election. (x)
Meek Mill’s not doing much, yet he somehow still manages to continue holding L’s. (x)
My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this legacy alive
I played Slime Rancher for 10 hours straight the first time I booted it up I need help
Alright, keep the phosphos in the grotto and the boom slimes in the meadow. Have two silos so you can store the plorts for when their stocks are up. when you see a tar, launch them into the ocean. The gordos really like it when you feed them their favourite foods. The only crops you need are the mint berry, cube berry and heart beat if you combine teh slimes just right. Maybe some stone hens and braier hens.
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him
Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.
he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise
goodbye small fucker
LEAVE HIM ALONE
I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer
We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!
looks like all that training is starting to pay off
I will resurrect many time with more strangth.
Revenge is sweet.
goodbye small fucker
I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades
I love how every time I see this there’s a new addition
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
