Silver Tongue

Tag yourself i’m T5

hey guys here we are in my N64, I got this uh, new SCUTTLE BUG here, fun to drive up here in the PARALLEL UNIVERSES

When you’re QPU Misaligned

princetflor:

pullablog:

An EXP is an EXP, you can’t call it a half EXP.

bacomnom:

Raise me up
(Raise me up inside)
Cant raise up
(Raise me up inside)
SAVE ME

charlesoberonn:

Morty: Rick, why is everything invisible? Where’s Summer? Why did all my stuff disappear?
Rick: To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes, Morty. There’re no items or gra*burp*phics in a PU, Morty! We’re not QPU Aligned, Morty! We built too much speed, we missed our triangles, Morty!
Morty: What are you talking about, Rick?
Rick: It’s the scuttlebugs, they betrayed me! You raise a bug its whole life and when you come back they’re not even there to give you a boost! I’ve only been gone for 12 hours!

breastforce:

me: lmao nerds take video games too seriously
also me:

Han Solo: You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

Han Solo: It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than one a press.

 *in gym class*
teacher: youre not running fast enough
me: what if i told you the distance i move isnt necessarily equal to my speed

charlesoberonn:

0.5 Punches Man uses the ‘held’ part of a previous punch, leeching it off to win his current fight. Since in some contexts the held punch counts as One Punch and in others it adds no punches, we call him 0.5 Punches Man.