rum:

shit im late for work

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iguanamouth:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

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hachibani:

coral blue number 2 semi gloss lipstick

an old trick to get to kiss your girlfriend

literallytheworstblogger:
“ This is meta as fuck
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literallytheworstblogger:

This is meta as fuck

Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he’s trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.

thebestoftumbling:

This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)

therealjacksepticeye:

markisepticeye:

NOT THE CUPS!

I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT!

Careful, you know what happens in prop hunt