There’s something oddly poetic about killing something that bleeds blood that belonged to you
Huh? Oh sorry, I wasn’t listening, I smacked a mosquito
May I present to you, the best scene out of all the Friday the 13th movies?
You know, this is a remarkable amount of restraint for Jason
the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato’s allegory of a cave
plato: the shadows are like a surface level understanding and coming out of the cave and seeing the actual objects is what being a philosopher is like
me: this is stupid and pretentious
cis person: girl is when pink and flower and boy is when blue and guns
me: oh no theyre still in the cave
