Hey guys I gotta get some work done, could ya’ll watch my glass of chocolate milk and make sure nothing happens to it? Thanks
he took it
hot chocolatey now
#i found the context
#i’m still confusedHE STOLE MY CHOCOLATE MILK AND HEATED IT TO HOT CHOCOLATE WITH HIS ASHY HANDS
HE RUINED MY DRINK
I DID NOT!
MR. SORIN, SEND HIM TO THE HELVAULT AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!
The ends justifies the means
When you write shit code but it still works somehow so you leave it be
this gif applies to so much of my life and I can’t think of a single way to improve the metaphor
The harambe jokes are as dead as harambe. You somehow managed to kill that ape twice I hope you all are happy.
dicks out for dicks out for harambe
Hundreds of pelagic red crabs, also known as tuna crabs, are blooping around our Great Tide Pool today. Look at ‘em go!
first sideways, now backwards??? CRABS
forward momentum is for COWARDS
90% of horse movies
girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*
