rosexknight:

my-insanity-is-an-artform:

fieryartemispublications:

madtumbleson:

biblioprincessdalian:

do you think there’s ever been a point in the avatar cycle where everyone was just waiting for them to pop up in one of the water tribes, but instead they reincarnated into one of those waterbending swamp hicks in the earth kingdom? because I really like the idea of a swamp avatar with a little leaf hat and a southern drawl.

so apparently with the tribes that have, like, discrete sites of power, the Avatar would rotate where they were born. Which for Air meant it would go something like Northern->Western->Southern->Eastern, and for the water tribe meant it would alternate between North and South, which is part of why the Southern Tribe had been so depleted; Sozin knew that was where the next Avatar would be born.

but. The swamp is ABSURDLY connected to the spirit world, and definitely should have gone into the rotation, and I’m just. Just imagining. An AU where Aang didn’t make it and Sozin just assumed the Southern tribe was next and anyway twenty years later this goddamn fully realized hick from the sticks Avatar emerges from the swamp and puts the hurting on the fire nation.

Instead of a polar bear dog or whatever, their animal companion is an alligator.

I see your ‘Aang didn’t make it’ au and raise you

KORRA FROM THE SWAMP TRIBE AU

Swamp hick Avatar OC for the win.

Imagine swampbender avatar constantly comparing themself to the swamp tree when explaining that theyre the avatar. like
“oh yeah, the separations of nations and elements are just an illusion. theres like thousands of trees back home that are actually just the roots of one big tree and thats basically what i am. you know?”
Meanwhile, the person theyre talking to is like “WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS”

daughterofapollo123:
“plus, it’s not like billionares help the economy either- they’re a drain on the system.
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daughterofapollo123:

plus, it’s not like billionares help the economy either- they’re a drain on the system.

ferricadooza:

reblog with your coronavirus hyperfixation of choice

sabertoothwalrus:

There’s no way Steven can leave Gravity Falls without being just a little bit of a rude boy. It’s definitely Stan’s fault though lmao

lonelygingerpies:

watchitbuster:

happy go punch a fascist day from Italy

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How could you keep this in the tags?

rafa-starkiller:

thathighclassbitch:

zorknemesis:

lhcpysots-deactivated20190728:

zorknemesis:

zorknemesis:

me tomorrow

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me today

Don’t forgot you are part American

By being human


So you technically hate part of yourself


Maybe you should look for a therapist

im polish

All humans are American now

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momo-de-avis:

momo-de-avis:

My new favourite twitter account is a guy who posts well known optical illusions but without the actual optical illusion, and with captions that explain the optical illusion, and a bunch of people commenting “I only see four legs on the elephant :\” it is SO FUNNY

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this is the funniest shit in the world