casualcorek:

puns-are-funs65:

destroyingenjoying:

sejient:

destroyingenjoying:

sejient:

my favorite thing about Minnesota so far is discovering there’s a city called SAVAGE, which is right next to a city called BURNSVILLE

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…..in all my years in mn, having spent time in both towns, I never put this together.

you mean to tell me…you’ve never got in a diss fight & told someone you’re gonna kick em between the border of SAVAGE and BURNSVILLE 

No, but I now realize I wasted my youth by not doing that. I’ll spread this wisdom to the youth. The children will learn.

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS OMG

come to the border of savage and burnsville in next 34 min if u want an ass kicking

sakuraa:
“ tag yourself im the grump™
”
I’m ninja

sakuraa:

tag yourself im the grump™

I’m ninja

zarla-s:

you know how sans looks chubby when he wears clothes despite being a skeleton, what if papyrus looked really buff

tastefullyoffensive:
“(photo via wickensworth)
”

youthintern:

theana-banana:

schneezusweiss:

professorozpin:

eyeb0t:

ludocris:

where is the “tag yourself im ______” vs. “the signs as _______” discourse

tag yourself meme offers people personal freedom via choice, whereas the signs meme only serves to advance the oppression in our society by taking away free will……….

okay but “the signs” meme forces the individual to accept and explore aspects of themself that they otherwise might have overlooked.

whereas “tag yourself” meme only serves to bolster people’s existing impressions of themselves–in other words, it exists entirely for self gratification.

Tag yourself in this post I’m @eyeb0t

The signs as this post:
eyeb0t: Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Aquarius
ludocris: Pisces, Virgo
professorozpin: Gemini, Cancer, Aries
schneezusweiss: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus

How did we reach this level of memery so quickly?

We’ve been severely dry of memes for half a year. Now with the new meme rush, we are able to beat the meme depression and start giving back to the community

these are actually nice you fucking nerd
1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
9. who did you last see in person?
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
11. are you listening to music right now?
12. what is something you want right now?
13. how do you feel right now?
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
15. personality description
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?
17. opinion on insecurities.
18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
19. have you ever been to New York?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
21. age and birthday?
22. description of crush.
23. fear(s)
24. height
25. role model
26. idol(s)
27. things i hate
28. i'll love you if...
29. favourite film(s)
30. favourite tv show(s)
31. 3 random facts
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
33. something you want to learn
34. most embarrassing moment
35. favourite subject
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
37. favourite actor/actress
38. favourite comedian(s)
39. favourite sport(s)
40. favourite memory
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s)
43. favourite song ever
44. age you get mistaken for
45. how you found out about your idol
46. what my last text message says
47. turn ons
48. turn offs
49. where i want to be right now
50. favourite picture of your idol
51. starsign
52. something i'm talented at
53. 5 things that make me happy
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
55. tumblr friends
56. favourite food(s)
57. favourite animal(s)
58. description of my best friend
59. why i joined tumblr
60. ask me anything you want

Yes not a bear, he’s a regular anteater who had plastic surgery at a young age

adurot:

cellobeer:

whiskyandoldspice:

sometimes i feel so bad for lucifer

imagine you’re a little kid and you have the coolest dad in the whole world like he takes you to baseball games all the time and teaches you how to drive an ATV and sits up on friday nights with you eating pizza rolls and watching cartoons

and then one day he brings home a thousand fucking ferrets or something

and they smell and they’re shitting all over your house and he just sits around playing with the ferrets and ignoring you and you’re like “dad what the fuck” and he’s all “aren’t these ferrets gr8 i want you to do whatever they tell you to do and you have to love them you have to love them“ 

and you’re like “dad have you gone off the deep end you gotta get rid of the ferrets man”

and then he kicks you out of the house

Bravo analogy

To be fair, ferrets are awesome and that sounds amazing.

You probably haven’t had more than two ferrets at one time