hell-swag:
“ tag yourself I’m beanie
”
I’m feef

hell-swag:

tag yourself I’m beanie

I’m feef

attackonegbert:

supersexyfistsoffire:

sesame street corruptions [x]

the last time i watched this video i almost fuckin pissed myself
antiandrogen:
“ im screaming
”

antiandrogen:

im screaming 

deoxyrebornicleic:

deoxyrebornicleic:

deoxyrebornicleic:

tfw your luggage is so heavy

omfg me too

WAIT

drnerdlove:
“ One of the things that people often get wrong about fuckboys is just why they’re so unappealing. It’s not that they’re looking for sex. It’s not even that they’re obviously looking for sex.
It’s that they’re so legitimately bad about...

drnerdlove:

One of the things that people often get wrong about fuckboys is just why they’re so unappealing. It’s not that they’re looking for sex. It’s not even that they’re obviously looking for sex.

It’s that they’re so legitimately bad about trying to get it. They’re rude, invasive, obnoxious, ignore boundaries occasionally border on rape-y.

See, this ties back into the age-old (bullshit) idea that women aren’t as sexual as men are, that they don’t like casual sex and that their lack of interest makes them the sexual gatekeepers. Except – as I’ve covered before – the problem isn’t that women don’t like casual sex… it’s that women don’t like bad sex.
 

Because women face disproportionate levels of danger when it comes to sex – from pregnancy, to disease, to slut-shaming and to basic physical safety – they’re far, far less likely to hop in the sack with someone if it doesn’t seem like the sex will be worth the risk. The fuckboy approach to getting laid is a giant flashing billboard that says “This is not a man who knows what to do with a clitoris.” The entitled behavior, ignoring of boundaries, the inappropriate comments are all solid indicators that the fuckboy either lacks emotional intelligence or simply doesn’t give a shit about acting like a grown-ass adult.

That, in turn, is a strong sign that if a woman were to sleep with him, it would be another 3 minutes of her life that she’d never get back. That would be three minutes she could’ve spent playing Angry Birds instead.

How To Get Laid (Without Being A Fuckboy)

roselloshrimp:
“ tag yourself im jack
”
I’m matt

roselloshrimp:

tag yourself im jack

I’m matt

surfing-pikachu:

when new memes start rolling in after almost a month of nothing

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So... Are you stealing things that the thieves stole in the first place from the thieves? Or things they gained legally? Inquiring minds want to know.
Anonymous

Okay, so a company is selling things 40% off. Except they’re still selling them at full price and lying about being on sale. Now they have to pay anyone who claims to have bought from them within the last three years $20. Anyone who claims can get payed.

They got those money through lies so is it okay to get the money from the company?

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

New campus has this sign on the library exit and I am 100% okay with this

New campus has this sign on the library exit and I am 100% okay with this