Silver Tongue

thewinterwulf:

sometimes i wish i was feared. no one would love me. no one would need me. i would be alone to do as i please. i could finally leave this world.

sounds like you’ve never seen beauty and the beast

schwubadub:

Best new morty tbh

summarize adulthood in one gif
pardonmewhileipanic:
“ scarecrowartist:
“ Ey look! I made a bridge! It took me, what, 10 seconds? 11 tops…
”
oh my fucking god!!!!!!!
”

pardonmewhileipanic:

scarecrowartist:

Ey look! I made a bridge! It took me, what, 10 seconds? 11 tops…

oh my fucking god!!!!!!!

memeufacturing:

angel: youre so angry all the time i think you should get a hobby
god: how about boating. Hows that for a hobby
angel: sure. boating sounds fine
god: aight *looks down towards earth* hey Noah i have an idea
noah: is it a good idea
god: it’s an idea

east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred
west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand
midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so
southern blogger: y'all'd've
was in a drawpile with @thealmightyspur and @coolkirbs and this is what happened.
I drew the dave, dirk, karkat and vriska as well as the doc scratch, biscuit, heart aspect and human kids symbols

was in a drawpile with @thealmightyspur and @coolkirbs and this is what happened.

I drew the dave, dirk, karkat and vriska as well as the doc scratch, biscuit, heart aspect and human kids symbols

thetvmouse:

HE INSERTED A BLANK SLIDE JUST TO MAKE HIS DRAMATIC-ASS POINT