isaactompo:

GF: Babe, come over
Me: Can’t, I’m increasing my de facto speed to sync with my actual speed
GF: My parents aren’t home
Me:

dat-soldier:

it-a:

insanekirby:

it-a:

okay but jeffery jellyfish was basically the spongebob equivalent of a fursuit

I’d say it was more the equivalent of a theme park mascot.

Ya but they’re at the bi-annual jellyfish convention

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

cyborglovesong:

How to be evil:

1. Call everyone a fool.

Then we know who the greatest villain of all is…

Originally posted by thirdstrike

rosexknight:

No because apparently if you want or get a gift you’re terrible.

Wanting things is is a sin. You people are too concerned with materialistic values such as wanting things. Why can’t you just enjoy the sticks and rocks that God gave you?

wokebae:

docmario:

wait whats going on with super mario 64

demengineerz:

There is a youtuber that’s dedicated to finding exploits and glitches in games and his primary focus seems to be on Super Mario 64. Essentially, he explains in a 30 minute video of an over-complicated method of completing a single course in just half of a button press while explaining sub-methods with corny names like Hyper Speed Walking. Just for one star. Again, it’s very complicated, but it works somehow. Watch the video yourself and you’ll understand why this is ridiculous.