The model for Toad’s skeleton in Mario Strikers Charged.
HELLO INTERNET. WEEELCOME TO GAAME THEORY
so it’s about time we all acknowledged how much giovanni loves his cat
like there are “people who like cats" and then there is this motherfucker
the very first time we ever see him he is petting his cat, and you’re like, “oh okay, it’s like that one james bond villain, that’s cool w/e"
but this on a whole new level of crazy cat lady
call giovanni randomly at any time of the day or night?? cat’s with him
headquarters blown up by mewtwo? at least he saved the cat
on vacation…with the cat
mission to recapture mewtwo: you will need 1) small army of personal soldiers 2) lots of high-tech equipment 3) your cat
or if you’re trying to capture meloetta or something, bring your cat to that too
like at literally any given moment you can walk into Giovanni’s office and he’ll just be sitting there like “who’s a good kitty, yes you are"
the HGSS executives will never appear in the anime because all of their job duties are already taken by persian
kitty
fluffy kitty
I’m YELlIN THE STAR WARS MASK BACKPACK HEAD BABY DOLL AND BACKFLIP ARE ALL THERE
this is so american im crying
“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone
but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door
is the old friends senior dog sanctuary actually overseen by benevolent grandpas. is this the scoop of 2016
“The hateful language they hear from public figures on TV does not represent the true spirit of this country…our motto is, when they go low, we go high.”
