Silver Tongue
jwblogofrandomness:
“ spongebobfreezeframes:
“ “This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.” ”
“Actually it’s Coral Blue Number-” ”

jwblogofrandomness:

spongebobfreezeframes:

“This is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.”

“Actually it’s Coral Blue Number-”

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shenanigans-with-mcb:
“ Alex Hirsch is callin’ em out
”

shenanigans-with-mcb:

Alex Hirsch is callin’ em out

toddnet:

havent done one of these in a while…. this episode was so good

inuitakumi:
“ TODAY IS THE DAY DAFT PUNK BECAME ROBOTS!
”

inuitakumi:

TODAY IS THE DAY DAFT PUNK BECAME ROBOTS!

eeveez:

supermario17karate:

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

Hey there, daft punk member, I am a member of gorillaz, we should colab some time.

How to get a gf

pia-soleildiddle:

1.) Ask about her hair.

2.) Tell her your body is a manifestation of light .

3.) Tell her how you saved her planet and her species.

4.) Receive code

no-lasko:

littlebluecaboose:

me trying to explain my ocs, their motivations, and all their multitude of aus to my friends

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When all my ocs are just sexy characters that I felt like drawing but people want to know the backstory and I start making shit up on the spot.

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thestirge:
“ So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He...

thestirge:

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.