Silver Tongue

tobiasbarkin:

kangs-n-sheyut:

cinnamonrolls-royce:

klunsgod:

LEAVING NO SURVIVORS

people hate on PewDiePie but he’s the most chaotic good I’ve ever seen

i mean i don’t like his videos personally but dayum son

Jesus christ 

deyogee:

I have so much to draw help

you could stream it. That could help

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Space deer is not your average doe. If you want her venison, you’re gonna have to fight for it. Or else you may be on the other end of the food chain, much to @scraps-is-busy surprise.

Space deer is not your average doe. If you want her venison, you’re gonna have to fight for it. Or else you may be on the other end of the food chain, much to @scraps-is-busy surprise.

nirv-asana:

mood board

blameaspartame:
“ Jack off!
”

blameaspartame:

Jack off!

nuttersincorporated:

gamerella3476:

So apparently Target is selling small cards against humanity expansion packs! They have fantasy, WWE, etc. but most importantly…

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the retail pack.

now look at this:

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this says i get an instant 1$ rebate. and it’s on the inside. that mean i get a dollar back instantly! now just how exactly did they do that?

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they put a dollar inside. a literal actual dollar. imagine my reaction when i saw a dollar inside of this little package, cause it was literally the first thing i saw.

When i saw the post that said they hid a card inside the lid of the ‘bigger blacker box’ i was a bit skeptical.

I am no longer skeptical.

the people that make this game are absolutely ridiculous.

(btw, the pack cost 4$. 3$ if you count the dollar you get back)

Always believe whatever Cards Against Humanity say when they tell you something about a pack. These are the people who sold literal Bullshit on Black Friday back in 2014.

pay-no-attention-to-him:
“ Since childhood I have always been able to climb ladders with just my feet, carrying lumber and nails and buckets and shit. What are these assholes talking about?
”
you can climb with one hand.

pay-no-attention-to-him:

Since childhood I have always been able to climb ladders with just my feet, carrying lumber and nails and buckets and shit. What are these assholes talking about?

you can climb with one hand.