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gainesm:

thewarehousewasmyhome:

dragonjammydodger:

may:

humoristics:

humoristics:

You can buy 1500 ladybugs on amazon

FUCK ME YOU CAN BUY 72000 LADYBUGS ON AMAZON 

WHAT

THE 

FUCK

good

Soon we will take over

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I bought 5,000 ladybugs on Amazon (the kind raised in captivity). I then released them into my garden. 4,995 of them promptly flew away - and I’m fairly certain some neighbor somewhere was left wondering wtf was causing ladybugs to swarm…

@probablyfakeblonde

This seems pretty miraculous right?

itswalky:
“ thefrogman:
“ Shortpacked: Diversion by David Willis [website | tumblr | twitter]
”
finally, i’ve made it
”

itswalky:

thefrogman:

Shortpacked: Diversion by David Willis [website | tumblr | twitter]

finally, i’ve made it

robotsatthedisco:

averagefairy:

i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready 

you become the miniboss

ballroomnotoriety:

therealraewest:

Okay but in the new star wars there’s that super serious Rey scene when she goes to the basement but I can never focus on her because of BB-8 in the background very carefully going down one stair at a time like BB-8 ur round please don’t do stairs at dramatic moments

i spent that whole scene wondering how bb8 was going to get back UP the stairs because the child is Round

Grappling hooks probably

Furaffinity will do that to you, it's actually illegal to be on that site without having at least one variation of ovi as your fetish

it’s a good thing that I enjoy all transformation triggers including magic/science eggs which can turn people into birds and lizards through touch/consumption/being pumped with them

poni-pon:
“ WELL THEN
”
Quickly, go follow her!

poni-pon:

WELL THEN

Quickly, go follow her!

I don't believe you
Anonymous

My fetishes gradually got stranger and stranger until I consider horses turning into statues and people being shoved into a jennys vagina and giving the jackass having sex with it a blojob from inside the vag normal.

How did this happen?

deoxyrebornicleic:

I’m not sorry at all