Silver Tongue

nagisakaworu:

nagisakaworu:

pearl has been shown to be a responsible and law abiding driver. do you think she’s licensed? do you think pearl went to the dmv to get her drivers license? i mean if she’s intent on obeying traffic laws she’d probably care about getting her license fair and square, right? what kind of information is on pearl’s drivers license? she has no full name. she has no birthday. did the beach city dmv just decide there’s no reason to question that because gems are weird and she was deserving of a license anyway? imagine pearl having a wallet and pulling out this card

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a moment of silence for my greatest Steven Universe Theory, shot down in Last One Out Of Beach City

This is what happens when you take 6 gems, each from a different faction, and fuse them.
Jacinth belongs to @kilalabunnies
Grey spinel belongs to @titbeast
Vermarine belongs to @gluttonace
Laramar belongs to @terashell
Sphene is mine.
Aegirine...

This is what happens when you take 6 gems, each from a different faction, and fuse them.

Jacinth belongs to @kilalabunnies

Grey spinel belongs to @titbeast

Vermarine belongs to @gluttonace

Laramar belongs to @terashell

Sphene is mine.

Aegirine belongs to @gluttonace

dennys:

Which would you rather live in?

grawly:

winged-with-desire:

grawly:

grawly:

grawly:

grawly:

you should never lookat a horse

wait shit hang on

never kick horse in the mouth

please help me

It’s gift

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oblomovite:
“ i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke
”
that’s disgusting. Why...

oblomovite:

i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke 

that’s disgusting. Why would you ever compare donald trump to scrooge mcduck. Trump already has a character in the duck universe, Ronald Plump

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Basically, Ronald Plump asked scrooge what the secret to his fortune was (scrooge was the only one richer than him) and scrooge said hard work, saving and diligence and then proceeded to ROAST plump for being a lazy asshole who cuts corners with a fortune built on fraud. Scrooge mcduck may be grumpy, but his fortune is well earned.

aijack:

say it with me

  • liking a character ≠ condoning their actions
  • understanding a character ≠ condoning their actions
  • relating to a character ≠ condoning their actions

never assume that only because someone likes/understands/relates to a character that they see this character as “perfect” and don’t recognise their flaws

sunflowerlesbean:
“ She’s not perfect but she sure knows how to win a vote
”

sunflowerlesbean:

She’s not perfect but she sure knows how to win a vote

shockcakes:

supermah:

supermah:

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

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and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

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why do villains always mess up so badly

@youve-doomed-us-all-jerk

I’M SCREAMING

I don’t know the name of this trope, but I love it when villains accidentally target the secret identity.

niandni:

A sketch of a slightly more dragon like Exeggutor.

Update:  Including a more up to date progress image.

Update Update:  The finished Exeggutor image now with 100% more color.