Silver Tongue

gearholder:

chefpyro:

How does almost every girl on Tinder have one of the same three photos? There’s photo of them in a bikini by the beach, a photo of them with an identical-looking friend in a dim nightclub, or a photo of them with dog ears. Sometimes, all three at once! I feel like I’m stuck in a Goosebumps book.

To quoth the bird:

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tori-prometheus:

just-shower-thoughts:

There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface

Living??????????

What did they expect? They tried to rp with a horse that can't even speak and would probably just smash their head on a keyboard

thedenofravenpuff:

EXACTLY. I only acted in character.

Another worry is the fact they decide to force NSFW rp’ing on me, to try and make me NSFW rp with them.

They don’t seem to follow my blog. They don’t know if I’m a minor or anything. Although, looking at their blog and writing style, I’m pretty sure they are a minor themselves (no surprise), it’s still no excuse to try and force rp with someone they don’t know by actively writing how they rape the other’s OC to make them react.

Seriously.

But also very silly. As they still write in RP style to try and make me reply. Which I of course won’t. So it more seems like their OC is just thrusting their crotch at the air, pretending to be humping an imaginary victim, ‘cuz I sure ain’t delivering for the empty space.

But they haven’t written anything more for a while now. Probably grew bored. Oh well.

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feels-by-the-foot:

splashes-n-stuff:

precumming:

sucking dick is demeaning

De meaning of life 😎

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:

reformed/redeemed jasper who, instead of living at the barn or with steven, finds a places in the mountains {thanks to the warp pad} where she can explore and live in a quiet solitude. she originally found the place when connie and steven took her camping. the trip was going well until jasper came back to camp dragging a black bear with her, yellin excitedly “Steven! Is this one of those dogs you were talking about??”

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LET. HER. HOLD. HIM.

luxwing:

“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”

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olivesawl:

sharq-byte:

tinymelee:

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PREDICT THIS

Find a way to reschedule your grandparents death.

Reminds me of my favorite Asshole Professor Attendance story. I had a professor with a similar zero-tolerance policy. My senior year, he tried to flunk a guy for missing classes due to National Guard Duty. Now, this is already illegal. But what makes it particularly evil is that we were in New Jersey, and this was the fall of 2001. Professor Asshole, with a straight face, tried to fail someone for working at Ground Zero after 9/11. 

He got into some DEEP shit with University over that. 

My sisters doggo is so adorable

jununy:
“ The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle
ALSO… please rate this on wlf fanforge if u want these asian betas as a wall art option!!
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