how punk am i??? *steps on crack* why don’t u ask my mother’s back
QUIT LEAKING THE SUICIDE SQUAD SCRIPT
Just got a call to our store asking if it was the krusty krab. Naturally I responded “no this is Patrick”
“So uhm- …Report #1 Ah’ Guess? Ah’ have a craving for ponies instead of apples like Ah used to so …uhm… I guess that’s a thing!”
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“They uhm… don’t seem to come back after I eat them despite Twilight’s word-”
“So…we’re putting up the documentary Ah’ guess on this …website called Tumblr. Ah’ve never been a real big fan of the technology stuff, so bear with me while Ah figure out what this internet business is.”
Look I’m being gross.
reblog if jared leto frightened u while you were just trying to make ur film
jared leto put a note in my sneakers that just said “are feet shoes?” and since that dreadful day i have not known peace.
once jared leto put a sticky note on my geometry homework saying “Are Squares Rectangles?” and I still haven’t slept to this day
jared leto married my mom and keeps reminding me I’m allowed to call him dad if I want to
Jared leto turned the toilet paper to face the wrong way and wrote “what is right and what is wrong?”
