sevendemigodsanswerthecall:

deansass:

deansass:

YOUR DRAGON NAME

• last two letters of your first name
  
• middle two letters of your last name
  
• first two letters of your mother’s name
  
• last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

Orirjer

jwblogofrandomness:

zelda-guru-momi:

officialkeikoandgilly:

Someone hacked my Skype.

I’ve noticed this happening to several of my Skype contacts recently.

Everyone be careful about Skype links. Confirm with the sender that they indeed sent the link before you click on it. Especially if it’s from someone you don’t talk to often anymore.

Oh I can’t believe how stupid I am! I saw it in one of my contacts and clicked it anyway! How could I be so dumb!

Originally posted by ashleytwo

I did too. On keiko in fact. I ran a virus scan right afterwards just to be safe.

caprette:

u fucked up, boi

I’ve been having a lot of gay werewolf dreams lately

retrogamingblog:

Bowser Propaganda Posters by Fernando Reza

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

futurismnews:

How Much We’ve Advanced in 20 Years:

1996: 2 gigabytes of storage

2016: 64 gigabytes of storage

bogleech:

“I hired a clown for my son’s birthday and he just climbed up on the table and took a great big shit on top of the cake”

CLOWN: “lady it was a JOKE, it’s not easy coming up with material to ENTERTAIN people all the time, if you’re so SENSITIVE why did you even hire a clown in the first place”

mydrunkkitchen:

I don’t understand people that use judgement and criticism to somehow get the results they want. Like parents who tell their children that they are living in a sty and it’s filthy and disgusting and all that stuff. Does that sound motivating to you? It’s like “Oh. Thank you for taking a shit on my existence. I absolutely want to clean it now.”

Why can’t more people be like “Hey, I’ve noticed you’re living in squalor. Are you depressed?” or even better like “You know, honey, you always feel more motivated and happier when your room is clean. Want to spend some time doing that? We can go to lunch later if you get it done this morning.”

I mean like… that sounds awesome, right? Compliments? LUNCH??? I’m game. I trick myself with rewards all the time. For instance, right now I just finished breaking down a bunch of boxes for recycling. You know what my reward was? Writing this!

Anywho. Brain thoughts.