Silver Tongue

wikilifeadvice:

pochowek:

wikilifeadvice:

make your own foot scrub

  1. feet are pretty hard to make
  2. dont call me a scrub ever again

I was wondering why this got so many notes

crazy-ideas:

Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different color.

gearholder:
“literallymemes:
“ boo-rad13y:
“ itsthemothman:
“ kumagawa:
“ dont
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Dashcon part 2, this is legit the best birthday news ever, cant wait for it to implode
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Dashcon 2: The Revengence
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Dashcon 2: Return of the Ball Pit
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literallymemes:

boo-rad13y:

itsthemothman:

kumagawa:

dont 

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Dashcon part 2, this is legit the best birthday news ever, cant wait for it to implode

Dashcon 2: The Revengence

Dashcon 2: Return of the Ball Pit

boootyfriedrice:

mogifire:

why not both?

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emmersdrawberry:

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

edwardspoonhands:

drowningz:

grapes-of-plath:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

officialrvb:

tag urself as ruby, sapphire, connie, or steven and how they deal with their problems thru that butterfly symbolism. im all of them

gluttonace:
“ A fusion of my Vermarine and @silver-tongues-blog‘s Sphene!
She’s Amazonite and about as stable as Sugilite and around the size of Opal. Her weapon is a mallet, the fusion of 2 types of batons.
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She is so pretty. I’m gonna draw her as...

gluttonace:

A fusion of my Vermarine and @silver-tongues-blog‘s Sphene!

She’s Amazonite and about as stable as Sugilite and around the size of Opal. Her weapon is a mallet, the fusion of 2 types of batons.

She is so pretty. I’m gonna draw her as soon as I get home