if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby
ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think about it but basically what happened is that my mom had been following his trials when it was going on back in the late 90′s and like. she was on this flight that also fuckin happened to be transporting this mob boss to his next trial so like there were a bunch of mafia people on this plane with him and my mother was like “holy shit, it’s vinny the chin” and she literally started?? talking to these mafia guys. and she had to run to the bathroom and for some reason was like “can you watch my kid for me for a second” so my mom left me with the mafia. and she kind of? didn’t think about it? and realized fully what she had done as she was washing her hands so she like runs back out and i was fine. they were playing with me and i was laughing. i think it made the news. anyway that’s the story of how baby me enamored a bunch of mobsters
my mom found the article AND the boarding pass from that specific plane trip… i didn’t realize he was literally on his way to prison… i’m crying… anyway, this is the proof behind the text post. i’m the baby
Imagine the planning that went into this. Like the Durmstrang student would have to have gone to his friends and been like, “hey lads, you know Sally? The one with the hair like the sun from the bird house? I’m going to ask her to the yule ball, and I need your help.” “Dude, just ask her.”
“No, I need to be impressive! We’re all going to walk up to her in sync, and then we’ll all bow because she’s amazing and we respect her, and it would be an /honor/ if she accepts. And then I’ll ask her, and then she says yes, and then we walk out like the power troup that we are!”
Buddies look at each other awkwardly, “okay…..”
Harry and Ron look so defeated afterward
Because they just wish they could be as coordinated as the slick guys from Durmstrang
And the Durmstrang bros are barely keeping their cool as the walk away. Look at them, they’re so happy it’s adorable.
I love everything about this. When she looks back at her friends and they’re like GO GO GO YES YES. And them being like bro u done it!
This is my new otp! Like I don’t even know their names but i need a 20k fic and I need it asap!!
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW A SLYTHERIN IS HANGING OUT WITH A GRYFFINDOR AND A RAVENCLAW!!???
I want more casual Hogwarts where kids are like kids and huge dorks despite what school and house they’re in.
and why is she so fat? :( like have you seen her in origins and inquisition? she’s a lovely slim woman
1. Because, at least in my game, she’s a mother who has given birth and I draw her to reflect that.
2. Your idea of “fat” and mine vary wildly.
3. I don’t care about perfectly duplicating the game model, at all, considering 90% of all characters of the same species and gender have exactly the same body type, which is way more unrealistic than me drawing one woman with slightly wide hips.
4. Women of any size are just as “lovely” as slim women.
5. If you will refer to my FAQ:
Also, she lived in the middle of a forest in mideval times her whole life. Where the fuck would she find a razor to shave?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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