i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

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like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

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texas shaped gravestones

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texas shaped mirrors

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texas shaped cheese

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texas shaped pools

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texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

What about texas shaped eggs?

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texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

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texas shaped waffles

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texas shaped toast

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and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

WELCOME TO TEXAS

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

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Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

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Texas Shaped cookie cutters

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Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

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And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

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Texas Shaped chips

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Texas Shaped Chocolates

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As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

This isn’t normal? lol

@irritatedhiss

I remember thinking it was so weird, after moving there when I was 11, that we said the Texas pledge in school after the regular pledge of allegiance. Other kids were like, “what, you didn’t say the New Jersey pledge at your old school?”

@teardropgem
is this true?
@sigmatique

@thephilosifer @ghostyknight @mrkenyon @thelastsworld look

Having lived here all my life, the fact that other states DON’T do this sort of thing still surprises me.

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Because this geek ought to have THE worst helmet hair in the entire galaxy. Why doesn’t he? Shout-out to my friend Joey, who, when I posed this question, responded with, “Clearly, he keeps his hair fluffy with the Force. Force-Fluffing is probably instantaneous.”

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

A visitor.

It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it

All I can imagine is every astronomer drinking heavily from 2002-2003 like “There it goes—OH FUCK IT’S COMING BACK”

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thank you  moon for being Our last defender against space chaos. When Jupiter fails, The moon will aid us.

im imagining this asteroid being alien controlled and one is like “YOU CANT DESTROY EARTH” and inputs it to miss and the other says “OH YES I CAN” and changes it back, and eventually the pro-earth alien wins

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obama: Michelle, get me my big suit!

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Can we just take a moment and appreciate that the Ace Trainers in Kalos have the asexual color scheme.

Like

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Bless you Nintendo. And this post too.

OH MY GOD

ACE ACE TRAINER

AND I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS

“Do you like boys or girls?”
“I like to win.”

@thedenofravenpuff I found what kind of trainer you would be

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A Guitar/Glockenspiel Duet With Myself

The best 7 second song there is

and it loops so perfectly too

Healers with a bad Tank be like

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Tanks with a bad healer be like

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DPS be like

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The best kind of Kinder Egg.