Silver Tongue
sickstuntssteve:
“
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the signs as male characters that tumblr fandoms have fixated on and reinterpreted to the point of them being unrecognizable in order to fit them into their preferred character archetypes

augustnook:

aries: bill cipher

taurus: sans

gemini: wheatley

cancer: junkrat

leo: that new skull dude from pokemon fuck if i know his name

virgo: loki

libra: the onceler

scorpio: the clock from don’t hug me i’m scared

sagittarius: komaeda

capricorn: gamzee

aquarius: kylo ren

pisces: pick any one of the white dudes from supernatural

onstagecastle:
“ sixpenceee:
“ These colourful flames are awesome! Mixing different compounds with flammable substances causes the different colours… just don’t try this at home.
”
This is also how they make fireworks! The different colored...

onstagecastle:

sixpenceee:

These colourful flames are awesome! Mixing different compounds with flammable substances causes the different colours… just don’t try this at home.

This is also how they make fireworks! The different colored explosions are made by mixing different chemicals with the gunpowder

greensalamander:

chefpyro:

put your virginity in a savings account with an interest rate of at least 0.1%

Instructions unclear. Dick is now stuck in ATM.

ddairyfairy:
“ hijefff:
“ :’)
”
SAAAAAAAME
”

ddairyfairy:

hijefff:

:’)

SAAAAAAAME

enigma-himeros:

therealartvandelay:

l3ts-get-fri3d:

weloveshortvideos:

The end…

That was savage

Oh hell no…..

I can’t this is my favorite video right now!!!

chefpyro:
“hacksign:
“ fkatwigs:
“ thank god
”
that’s too far away can we move this date up sooner
”
literally every christmas could be your last christmas
sun, you redundant fucks
”

chefpyro:

hacksign:

fkatwigs:

thank god

that’s too far away can we move this date up sooner

literally every christmas could be your last christmas

sun, you redundant fucks

jerkysatsuma:
“ niko-kuns-mystical-nerd-lair:
“ ryushinigami:
“ electricdoc:
“ itsmeganonthemoon:
“ electricdoc:
“ jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:
“ electricdoc:
“ alonelyangel6:
“ electricdoc:
“ thesweetandawesomeqinn:
“ electricdoc:
“ stabble1234:
“...

jerkysatsuma:

niko-kuns-mystical-nerd-lair:

ryushinigami:

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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Ah yes, it returns.

ok i have to do an epic reading of this

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a hero has fallen