sourdoughnibblers:

notvoid:

this video is genuinely incredible - the framing, the sunset, the single street light, the sound of traffic and cicadas in the background, the video of the sign capture imperfectly by (presumably) a phone camera. it’s a work of art and a perfect encapsulation of 21st century america

spindahs:

shuppet –> banette

Its the OoT finale! come check it out! playing with @scraps-is-busy

twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

sklittles:

plebtier:

tilthat:

TIL: China creates so much synthetic diamonds that are identical to real diamonds that prices of diamonds are being driven down and De Beers has created a university to study how to identify “natural” and “man made” diamonds because no experts can tell the difference.

via reddit.com

good lol

nice fuck diamond mines

bisexualisobel:

bisexualisobel:

booty shorts that say “psychoanalyze me” but the anal is bedazzled

STOP being freaks on this post I’m wearing them in a GOD HONORING WAY. merry christmas

datasoong47:

tiktoksthataregood:

(Fukanshou = “lack of sexual sensation”, kafunshou = “hay fever”)

real-live-dragon:

jxnecrocker:

without hrt christmas is just cismas

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

gay-jesus-probably:

runawaymarbles:

prismatic-bell:

langernameohnebedeutung:

quantum-dragon:

kendallroy:

mariacallous:

themarchinglinebyvanessacarlton:

As I’ve said before, we should be allowed to hunt men for sport.

Holy fuck this is one of the smarmiest and condescending things I’ve seen written this year.

Does the writer of this have a doctorate of their own, by any chance?

“No one should call themselves a doctor unless they have delivered a child”

1) a man has definitely said this

2) DR. Jill Biden HAS delivered a child

And no, the author of this ‘master-piece’ does not have a phd. He has a Bachelor’s degree.

Where was this published?

The Wall Street fucking Journal

Did this motherfucker seriously refer to Jill Biden as ‘kiddo’??? SHE’S ALMOST 70.

Fucking christ

soracities:

bumble-b-goode:

soracities:

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat

dailyhangover:

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir Chris Columbus