h1ryndrsn:

phlynn:

Real life Simpsons intro

the weirdest thing i have ever watched

Best thing ever. 

matesprit:

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger

memeufacturing:

what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀
what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

twochunz:

i was not prepared for this

officialkeikoandgilly:

myulteriormotive:

🐸☕️
This tea is too hot

Damn

serbamf:

socialist-anxiety:

me: I’m a non-binary girl.

friend: okay but you still have a man’s body

me: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender

friend: i’ll get the shovels

I had to read this a couple times.

♪♫ Jiiiigglyyypuuuf Jigglyyyyyyyyypuuuufff ♫♪

ask-ozymandias-mew-blog:

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NEW CHARACTER UNLOCKED! BENNY THE SNEASEL!

just-shower-thoughts:

I’d much rather be somebody who can barely remember High School than somebody who considers it to be the best years of their lives.

Shark fin flippers for torpedo POWERRRRRR

cryptid-creations:
“ Daily Paint #1152. Potootoes by Cryptid-Creations
Time-lapse, high-res and WIP sketches of my art available on Patreon (:
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