human beings are the funniest, if you gave a person a pile of alphabet magnets and two boxes labeled “even” and “odd” they’d start trying to sort the letters into the boxes immediately
human brain sees arbitrary categories and goes apeshit
Well yeah some letters are sharp and therefore even, you wouldnt call ‘O’ an even letter now would you
NO IT’S THE EXACT OPPOSITE??? AN O IS ROUND SO IT’S LIKE A NICE ROUND EVEN NUMBER??? ODDS ARE SHARP?????
?????
Even letters are square and jaggedy.
O is the opposite of square??
Look at a fucking O, you’re sliding all over the place with that round fuck. There’s nowhere to rest on an O, you can’t have a comfy sit on an O. It’s odd as fuck!
Even letters/numbers are resting places, look at T for example.
Now that’s a letter you can sit on, it’s got broad shoulders, its comfy, it knows not to take me to Applebee’s on a first date, there is room to have a seat and think with a T.
The alphabet could end on T and we would be fine, imagine the alphabet ending with O. Madness.
EVEN is sturdy. even is curvy. O is even. I dunno what you’re talking about, I bet you think math is a blue subject (it’s not, it’s red.)
OP’s theory is holding up well so far.
If we have even and odd letters, do we have Prime letters as well? Because I feel like Q is a Prime letter.
O is definitely even, as it looks like a 0. F and J and X and Z are also prime letters, along with Q.
I think B is also a solid candidate for a prime letter.
Even Letters: AEFHIJKLMNRTVWXYZ Odd Letters: BCDGOPQSU Prime Letters: GQXZ
Chapter Summary: Suzie’s weird grandfather takes her to the mall to catch up! But this isn’t any ordinary shopping spree, as she soon realizes there’s a whole other side to the mall…!
i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls
the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is ‘what the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenager’ instead of ‘who is the author of the journals’
steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and they’ll come around to you eventually
dipper: what. the fuck.
the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ‘np i’ll get it’ and walking straight off the edge of the roof
mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th grade’s the worst
steven: haha yeah…grades…those exist… i definitely didn’t look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons
“our grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guy” “oh no way most of my family are war criminals”
steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together*
dipper: *furiously taking notes*
theres no possible way that steven “haven’t you noticed I’m a star” universe doesn’t come over to mabel’s slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis
dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*
steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*
dipper: ??????thanks??
playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times
(at suzy’s diner) steven: don’t worry, i’ll get the bill
various pines: thanks man
steven: it’s cool, my dad’s a millionaire
dipper:
it’s honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if it’s all some giant conspiracy he’s going to crack by the end of summer.
mabel: “dipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that he’s half gem on his mother’s side!”
dipper, chewing furiously on his pen: “yeah, but what does that MEAN???”
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