Silver Tongue

What does the Pumpkin think of the pumpkin spice?

Anonymous

petite-pumpkin:

Pumpkin has never tried it. But she knows it isn’t actually made from pumpkins, so it doesn’t scare her.

Wait, pumpkin spice is not actually made from pumpkins?

glitchedpuppet:

a comic about critique

surfacage:

noire: why the fuck is your wartortle named chapstick
spark: uhh i had chapstick in my pockets when i caught it….
noire: i can’t believe you’re a team leader
(thank you to nimiana for spaghetti, salvesilverio for wingdings, thecolossalennui for chad, pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri for fearow, hymnofthevalkyries for sassycheeks, coffeemakernamedhank for chapstick, and the collective fandom for donglord LOL)

What's wrong with grandpa??

Anonymous

griffys:

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

theguineapig3:

showing off your new OCs to your friends like

i'm not even gonna ask WHY, but HOW do you draw stuff that is so cute and adorable, but then like horrifying creepy scary stuff like a second after????

Anonymous

elektronx:

From this :3
…to this >:3

dokudoki:

What if UT characters had a karaoke night and everyone picks a song for themselves
Mettaton wasn’t invited because no one would get a mic then :U

rustybottlecap:

“Sum up a pokemon with Spongebob quote”.

memeufacturing:

cyandrift:
“CHASING A THING CALLED MARIO” is going to be my new title
that comment becomes more coherent if you frame it as a @dril tweet