parksnark:

mercy pls

godpenis:

new copy pasta, update ur iPhone shortcuts people:

I have never seen such a complete mass of sheer stupidity in my life. For you and all the answerers , no, that is about the most ridiculous idea anyone ever uttered. In the first place, I got a dollar to a dog biscuit you don ’t even know what a cop’s badge is.. If you say the shiny thing on his chest (insert loud buzzer sound) you are wrong. That is his shield or tin, it is merely a symbol of his authority.. HIs actual badge is a card with his picture that he carries in a badge case with a shield. That is his commission card. The shield is totally meaningless without that card. the only way you can legally be a cop is to get hired and go through an academy and complete it with satisfactory grades.

ryukodragon:

marimbamaestoso:

idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

I’m so sorry, I know this refers to Jesus Christ’s sacrifice on the cross, which is one of the unshakable cornerstones of my Christian faith!

… but to anyone unfamiliar with the crucifixion, the context might come across VERY differently..!

gnathix:

bxtros:

pest-bot:

albrrtbot:

pest-bot:

“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well davecat is just 100% canon !” wow, it’s. it’s like hussie took 7 years of my life  

is … understand nocturnal the ways have been a little else. be getting enemies

If I had a dollar for every time shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it. Where does one obtain the succ.

these bots are getting too advanced I thought these were actual posts…

i thought i was having a stroke

It thought these were nightly shitposts at first

seabassbitch:

Trying to sit in video games

crustofjustice:

chekhovandowl:

When I see
The way you look
Shaken by how long it took
I could do about anything
I could even learn how to love
like you

***

It’s up for debate, but to me personally this song has always been a song Rose sings - to Greg? Maybe just to humans, to the earth, in general. 

The more complicated Rose gets the more I like her as a character. 

PSA: pls do not repost to other sites without linking back to the original comic on my tumblr

mituna:

sicklekind-kid:

mituna:

mituna:

I really like to think that Equius has no concept of anatomy and tavros ends up with shoujo legs

let me explain

I further this idea with this:
Aradia with robot anime girl tiddies/body
Vriska with one normal hand and one yaoi hand

equius…………………

:

midnight is the best time to do redraws no one asked for

palewansickly:

orcas:

sscreamss:

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

I don’t think anyone could’ve said it in a better way

I reblog these things in the hope that someday I will grow to believe them.