Silver Tongue
foxnewsfuckfest:
“ pitcherplant:
“ foxnewsfuckfest:
“ thetenderpassion:
“ veehos:
“ megbiediger:
“ igglooaustralia:
“ No this is not a Renaissance painting. Just Nicki Minaj slaying a white carpet
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No joke I even see the golden spiral
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Yeah, it...

foxnewsfuckfest:

pitcherplant:

foxnewsfuckfest:

thetenderpassion:

veehos:

megbiediger:

igglooaustralia:

No this is not a Renaissance painting. Just Nicki Minaj slaying a white carpet

No joke I even see the golden spiral

Yeah, it starts right in the bobbies

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Put this in MOMA

Put Nicki in MOMA

“The Artist is Present” starring Nicki Minaj.

ohmygod-stop:

iguanamouth:

a mess

this is THE BEST explanation of this aspect of mental illness i have ever seen

archonthemanic:

just-shower-thoughts:

You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.

Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story

notnearlyheadlessnick:

unrussledjimmys:

sonnivate:

z-nogyrop:

nonbinarist:

standbyyourmantis:

glyndarling:

okamikodomo:

adrenaline-addiction:

seijhoe:

seriesofnonsequiturs:

dancingspirals:

thecrystalfems:

cantabilechaos:

anonymouscomrade:

rikoy11:

bpdrotten:

i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”

fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable

god can you even imagine

“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”

“What about satyrs?’

“You can wear shoes”


“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”

“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”


“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”

Oh my god it gets worse and worse

Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

stop fetishizing incubi

ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS

Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this

Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!

Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years.  I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit.  If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage.  Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.

Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads

Support veelas who seduce random townspeople

Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers

STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!

friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.

destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains

some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull

some zombies can’t digest them

some zombies just don’t like the taste

all of these zombies are STILL VALID

DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON

This post gets worse every time I see it

OhmyGOD

please don’t joke about going to the club with selkies. It’s not funny.

them: don't pick at it!
me, bleeding: I'm not

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

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kyloxdriver:

unapologeticreylotrash:

daily-driver:

The “Dark” Side

Sooooo scary 😨

I just love this so much 💜💜

lovestruck-derpy:

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chorus-of-crows:

thesmartwitch:

Fun fact! Ravens and Wolves have a symbiotic relationship!

While the wolves feed, the ravens keep watch for and alert the wolves of incoming animals that might threaten them. In return, the wolves leave some food behind for the ravens. In between feedings they’re known to travel and play together.

I learned this a long time ago, sorry I don’t have any sources.

This is the coolest thing ever wow

creepyknees:

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at last, sans babysits…i never see sans and flowey as friends (and they weren’t, at first), but there’s a lot of potential there. almost no one else is as aware of multiple timelines and how they can mess you up

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