shittymoviedetails:

In Lord of The Rings (2003) director Peter Jackson borrowed my personal cock ring for close up shots of the ring. This helped keep them under budget.

spacesapphist:

babyanimalgifs:

This recently-born Antelope in Florida looks like a koala and a deer had a baby. 

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pachycephalosauria:

behrial:

artistformerlyknownsandmandaddy:

it’s the shadow anime girl!

manywinged:

thank you pronouns gorilla

feluka:

feluka:

the first time i played ace attorney i was so hyped and confident like oh i’m gonna nail this so good i love murder mysteries and then when the first trial started and the first ever question was ‘what is the name of the defendant’ i laughed out like like lol this is even easier than i though. a child’s play. i got this. what a pathetic question. but because english isn’t my first language and i’m still unfamiliar with many words, i assumed defendant=person who defends and with 100% confidence i selected ‘phoenix wright’ as an answer and everyone was like. phoenix you fucking dumbass loser you’re a disappointment to the legal system you shit for brains. and my self confidence has never recovered since

you’re laughing. my client/childhood friend just got found guilty of murder because his lawyer doesn’t know what his job is called and you’re laughing.

xxtc-96xx:

We don’t talk about that beast

sailor-venusaur-deactivated2022:

indigobluerose:

detectivehole:

chefboyard-bag:

detectivehole:

i can understand the use of large house for a family but what do those single rich fucks with the goddamn true mansions do with all that space exactly? like let’s table all valid criticisms of the spending and constructing of them aside and just focus on what exactly you do with that space

As a real estate photographer I can tell you with a confidence that most of that space is entirely unused. Extra kitchens which have never seen a meal, billiards rooms with untouched felt, an office that no one has ever worked in, a second, or third family room, that no family member has spent any significant amount of time in. I once shot a place with a walk-in closet so large the dude had an 8-person dining room table in the middle of it.. like.. no one is hanging out in your closet homie.. maybe downsize?

this is a fantastic answer, thank you for replying. sadly it confirmed my fears that these people are all insane

See this is the most depressing thing about rich people, they don’t even do it right. I’d have a whole room of dollhouses. How do they not do that, isn’t that like, the whole point of money

Parasite(2019)

demilypyro:

dasha-aibo:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Nothing as degrading as fumbling around trying to find the lever that changes the settings on an unfamiliar office chair

Nothing as degrading as fumbling around trying to find the lever that opens the trapdoor to an unfamiliar shark pool

*crocodile

Make your own lair.