thenarator:

boykingdom:

who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.

so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.

big-boss-official:
“ We were funnier in 2010 than we are now
”

big-boss-official:

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

hardestcopy:

chombiechom:

rallyyy:

By Kouta Hirano, creator of Hellsing

it’s truly great

SERIOUSLY. JUST. I

HOLY SHIT

I knew it looked familiar.

hyenafu:

Here’s a fun story I wanted to do for a lot of reasons. Hope you enjoyed it!

raizap.com

Scientists: More knowledge in a subject leads to more informed decisions which leads to less unfortunate consequences.
Scientists: It's important kids know about sexual education, reproduction, different sexualities and gender identities early on so they could become more responsible and confident adults.
Scientists: The best way to reduce STIs, unwanted pregnancies and teenage pregnancies is sexual education. Kids will not be "corrupted" by learning these things, but the exact opposite. They'll be informed.
School System: Okay... but what if...
School System: We did the exact opposite of that?
tacohellofficial:
“ small rebellions
”
Is anyone going to comment on the fact that taco bell likes steven universe?

tacohellofficial:

small rebellions

Is anyone going to comment on the fact that taco bell likes steven universe?

adurot:
“ daphnetrodon:
“ jelloapocalypse:
“ archiecomics:
“ That’s not half.
”
My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two...

adurot:

daphnetrodon:

jelloapocalypse:

archiecomics:

That’s not half.

My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.

“Archie-”
“Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”

Free breadsticks!

I agree with reggie on this one. Its rude for archie to ask for HALF of it when reggie bought it for himself.

thebootydiaries:

theinsanityofender:

theinsanityofender:

thebootydiaries:

skylarmikaelson:

thebootydiaries:

sinchiroca:

thebootydiaries:

mrjscupcake:

thebootydiaries:

tori-no-shonen:

thebootydiaries:

best-of-turnblr:

thebootydiaries:

temple run

reblog if ur a tru 90′s kid

temple run came out in 2011

image

don’t let the media fool u 

There were no tablets in the 90’s, at least none that could do more the write an essay.

then how do u explain my proof sweaty :)

Lol sweaty… *sweetie

no :) i don’t think u r understand :) i have 3 phd’s on english sweaty :)

Are you mentally incompetent?

listen sweaty :) clearly ur too smart and superior for all of us so how about u stop talking ur mouth :) how many gf’s do u have :) 0 :) how many phd’s do u have :) 0 :) bye sweaty :)

If you have a Ph.D. then why are you wasting your time on tumblr being a useless piece of shit?

listen illiterate :) i said 3 phd’s :) im a piece of shit with 3 phd’s :) ur a piece of shit with 0 phd’s :) i have 7 gf’s :) i listen to john lemon :) i saw weed 3 times :) i have 9 abs :) so bye sweaty :) 

You’re also a piece of shit with no life and are a worse liar than my eight-year-old sister. How can a twelve-year-old have three Ph.D.s?

Where’s your three Ph.D.s now, you little bitch?

my father is the fbi so have fun in jail binch!!

man, angry birds totally ripped off temple run and that makes me mad as a 90s kid

How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

Bruh, satan was the most beautiful angel before being casted down and if you don’t think I’m gonna flirt with him while he braides my hair, you are sorely mistaken.