fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

snazzapplesweet:

“I don’t draw fat body types because it’s too hard!”

awesomefabatato:

levierenhellyes:

jetpacks-are-fucking-awesome:

sneakyfeets:

this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind

“You can’t just slam the SNK opening on everything.”

Oh my god, I’m laughing so hard. Why do i find this so amusing? Hahahahaha, I’m dead.

I will always reblog this

organasrey:

organasrey:

honestly please

i would literally rather watch 14 hours of a 73 year old Han sitting in heaven lamenting to ghost!obi-wan about his emo son than see someone call that pasty fault in our stars kid Solo

guess what I’m working on

funkgamut:

HERE IT IS: THE LONG AWAITED PEARL CATALOGUE!!

Laboriously designed and created just for you, a spectrum of 42 different pearls to stand around and hold your stuff for you. Which one’s your favorite?

Also a bonus renegade

When you really want to do something but that one person you just cannot stand is involved so you just

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deoxyrebornicleic:

dellestelle:

personalitysoup:

rosesalamander:

blvckdynamite:

trebled-negrita-princess:

onyxslaughterhaus:

loptrcoptr:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

bradmajors:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

josswhedons-twittermantrum:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cakelikeowen:

zooophagous:

masterkittens:

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

Fuck you, Barbara 

You want to do this now, Helen?

Oh it is on Brenda

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

God this is magical

Cindy nobody wants your cookies stop bringing them OM. DID SHE JUST - OM I’M TELLING ALL MY NEIGHBORS ABOUT YOU 

Nobody wants to listen to you squawk, Lucy. And your lemon bars are SHIT.

Jennifer, shut your whore mouth. At least my kids listen to me and are house trained.

Oh be quiet , Joan, dont make me bring up what happened during last year’s Chilli Making competition when you let your kids wander about all by themselves.

Shut up linda, everyone knows that you can’t be trusted. Heck, you even brought store bought cookies to the bake sale. Store bought!

pumpkinetics:

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